Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
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Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
Today, after spending eight weeks making a life-size clay Cocker Spaniel in class. I left it in the middle of a large table in the empty art classroom, ready to paint, and went to the bathroom for a minute. I came back to see two young girls shiftily running out of said classroom, walked in and it was in shards on the floor. FML
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I created a 3D sculpture for a competition that I was hoping might impress some people, and maybe lead to a job with a particular company. I finished it last night for the competition, but this morning I realised it’s too big to get it out of my front door without taking it apart. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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JillianBall 18
Do you have time to remake it? If not your art teacher should understand. She was the one who suggested you soak them in water.
zombicidal 11
I just had two projects I need to pass my ceramics class explode because someone else's project blew up in the kiln
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Comments (150)
pickledboner124 0
youre in a sticky situation
j_m_k_90 0
Maybe your art teacher told you to put them in water KNOWING THEY WOULD DISSOLVE. Just to test you to see if you had paid attention in any of his class.. Obviously you didn't pay attention so... YDI...
NickiLalalalaXD 3
Cool story bro.
zen4681 8
It's a good thing your teacher knows what their talking about. That sucks.
icanhazblivions 1
I just spent a whole weekend on several ceramics pieces to have them fall out and smash on the pavement when I opened up my car door to carry them in to the critique. I FEEL FOR YOU OP.
Richelleee 0
Your teachers an idiot, anyone who knows anything about clay knows it will dissolve when it's soaked it water, why do you think you have to fire it in a kiln for it to harden?
newlove_fml 0
Dang. Well, lesson learned, right? Better luck next time :D
Biglaxboss63 0
Clay disolves omg i didnt kno tht lord help me clay disolves then umm im sorta in truble uhoh
k327684 0
Dude!!! That sucks -.-
haleyaubrey1 0
She hates you...