Love: Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate went away for the weekend so she could hook up with a guy from Tinder that she's never met. This wouldn't be a problem if we hadn't already made plans for my 18th birthday, which is also today. Here's to a night of Netflix with my dog. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Dance with your hamster?

mrpuffypants 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Take the hamster in a tuxedo

Comments

sara_saturday 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:21

mr. slave always has a good time with his hamster

TheBigFailer 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:21

Go with your cousin! But don't inbreed

bestpersonever98 2

Monday 5 September 2011 6:52

Thats really gross but it made me laugh so hard lol

azpallen 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:27

yaay!! go hamster!!

stepht91 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:30

Who the hell would dress up their hamster and take them to their homecoming? That's horrible advice. What OP needs to do is go to the dance by herself, party hardy and just not give a f*ck

IndigoAcrylic 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 10:38

"Party Hardy Grab Bacardi ^^"

maz_irken 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:33

Is your hamster good-looking?

saphfiire 13

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:35

I went to homecoming without a date both my junior & senior years. By far the BEST dances of the entire year- prom & winterfest sucked because I had to deal with my dates constantly complaining or wanting to compromise on this or that. Homecoming i could do whatever I want and no one was nagging me! It was wonderful! Who cares if you don't have a date? It's far more attractive to see someone showing confidence and being okay with being alone than someone who's insecure and needs to cling to their date all night.

sylphy 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:59

Oh definitely. I had a friend who moped the entire time at prom even though she had a date, her dress was gorgeous, her hair was perfect, and all her friends were there. I wore the same goddam dress to my prom and my date's subsequent prom, didn't give a **** if people knew I reused it, and had a blast both times. Unnescessary moodkill just seems to be the reason a lot of people go to prom.

Vagrarian 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:16

Absolutely! She should put on her best dress, square her shoulders and hold her head high, and go anyway! I might also suggest if she had a platonic male friend who's not going, maybe they could go together? When my senior prom came, I wasn't dating anyone, and finally asked a gal I had a platonic friendship with who also didn't have a date, and we went and had a great time hanging out and laughing. No pressure, no awkwardness, just two friends having a good time. Especially since three longtime couples broke up that night, and later a lot of people told us we had the right idea...just go with a friend, or go by yourself, and relax and enjoy.