Love: Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate went away for the weekend so she could hook up with a guy from Tinder that she's never met. This wouldn't be a problem if we hadn't already made plans for my 18th birthday, which is also today. Here's to a night of Netflix with my dog. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Dance with your hamster?

mrpuffypants 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Take the hamster in a tuxedo

Comments

DamnSmooth 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:57

I have a hamster. His name is Fluffles McFluff-face.

butterz1839 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 14:04

Homecoming in September?

unmistakablyamaz 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 14:24

Just because OP doesn't have a date doesn't necessarily mean they didn't try, or even that they're hideous. I'm not hideous and I missed homecoming and prom because I couldn't get a date. Perhaps OP is in a situation like I was: small town, most people are your cousins and the unrelated people are gross. Just because they don't have a date doesn't mean there's something terribly wrong with them or that they're lazy...

oops_im_fucked 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 14:56

Looks like it's u and scruffy tonite

tls1679 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:23

Psshht, who needs dances. Have your own fun!

katieeamberr 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 16:50

Aww that sucks.. Well on the bright side, just put a tiny tux on it.. All the men will be jelous. ;)

kiakia0131 23

Saturday 3 September 2011 17:06

It sucks not having a date. But get over it. I have never had a date for events like those. At first I was upset, but after a while I told my self it was no big deal not having a date. School/ school events aren't about having a date. They are about having a good time. You don't need a date to have a good time. Find some people who aren't going with someone, and go as a group. Or just go with someone as friends. That's what I did for prom. And we had more fun than people with dates (lots of drama sometimes).