Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
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Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Tthug 34
That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.
gmian 34
You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!
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Comments (90)
alicat13 12
Abslutely smurfy!
_my_life_sucks__ 5
My first thought would be 'oh I have to post this on fml. No need to worry about getting this fixed or getting ready. That's so in the last generation.' as well..
Silhouettes1984 7
if somebody says something just act like you don't know what they are talking about..."I'm blue? did you skip your meds?"
07rclare 18
is Gargamel and Azrael after you yet
BeeCreamy 1
Beat her assss lol not brutally tho
finalyearsofhate 22
now you know to always check the water before you get in. get'em back, op! hard candy in the shower head is always a great one.
nk94 13
Who doesn't let the shower warm up first anyways?
blackonblight 33
Get your music player of choice primed with Eiffel65, and own it.
mattrd_fml 31
Blue food coloring: It's not just for food anymore!
HarryFred 2
if your roommate is a man, put pink color in the shower head. and tell your class you actually are a smurf but never could tell it because gargamel was looking for you.