Doritos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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evilbunnypao 0
bahahahaha and he ate that doritos with that hands omg so ewwwwww You might consider find new room-mate lol
hockeypro 0
sounds like a cool kid
thatsrugged 2
lol it seems your roommate had his priorities in order.. Epic win for him and fail to you for not moving fast enough to stop him from sticking his dickhand into your bag of doritos..!!
luisneverlistens 0
haha thats sick lmfao!
mexicanswim 0
if the were sweet n spicy chilli doritos I would beat his ass with a toaster:)
chicanangelgirl 0
ewww! *at least he used protection
ImCanadianEh 0
...And this counts as intimacy?
Texass2224 0
throw away the back of doritos..!
mf1234 0
that's sucks for u I hope he doesn't do that all the time
noodlesfurdayz 0
I don't see the problem, doritos are very messy, why wash your hands twice when you can do it once and save water.