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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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Comments (277)
ThisRandomChild 0
At least he used a condom???
Ottomite 2
Why would he need both a playboy and a condom?
queenb1621 21
that sucks
apkil15 3
Nacho cheese and man juice. Yum..
Ray9889 8
He came out of the bathroom, he threw a playboy magazine on the table. Threw away a used condom. Dug his hand into your doritos. Washed his hands. You grabbed a handful of doritos and shoved them in your mouth. In that order.
DirtyShisno 0
I wouldn't eat those chips if I were you. but not an FML. Just go buy another bag or forget about it.
urmomshouse 0
Aaahahahahagahahagahahahaha
LadyEmi 15
Oooohhhh balls.
wifeyHo2011 1
Eww
katties 27
You can't be sure what else he touches with those hands before washing when you're not around O_o