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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Why the **** a condom???

Ewewewew! Get a cleaner roommate! Or ask him to not do that!

Man i would have glued his hand to his manhood while he slept