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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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WeAllHaveFmls 0
I would've been like "WTF yu better get yo dirty crusty hands OUTTA my damn Dorito's.!!!!"
idratherbedead 0
I'm so sure!
emoROCKprincess 0
Its really not that big of a deal. Just get a new bag of Doritos
tencentsakiss 19
210 you are disgusting. you know nothing about her. stop being supercial and grow up. 179, you are beautiful, don't listen to immature childish jerks.
purple_riot 0
He could at least have had the decency to come while he was still in the bathroom.
zachman1221 0
sucks to be you dont eat da chips
jizzmode 0
Oh my god. 210, this is the second time I've seen you harass this girl. You look like a creeper who can't get any. She is honestly beautiful & you are absolutely disgusting as a person for even thinking about insulting someone like that.
The__Redneck 7
Buy a dispenser of hand-lotion and a couple tubes of Ben-Gay--the scentless kind. Dump out the hand lotion, and fill the dispenser with the Ben-Gay. "Accidentally" leave if out for your dicksnot roommate to find.
zanewow 1
ummm.... who masturbates with a condom? what, is he worried his fantasy will get pregnant?lol
DragonMasterMF 0
get a match/lighter and melt the next condom he uses to his...yeah. It'd be one hell of a payback. I bet he wouldnt want to touch your doritos again. Plus you get to play with fire