By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Comments

WeAllHaveFmls 0

I would've been like "WTF yu better get yo dirty crusty hands OUTTA my damn Dorito's.!!!!"

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idratherbedead 0

I'm so sure!

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emoROCKprincess 0

Its really not that big of a deal. Just get a new bag of Doritos

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tencentsakiss 19

210 you are disgusting. you know nothing about her. stop being supercial and grow up. 179, you are beautiful, don't listen to immature childish jerks.

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purple_riot 0

He could at least have had the decency to come while he was still in the bathroom.

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zachman1221 0

sucks to be you dont eat da chips

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jizzmode 0

Oh my god. 210, this is the second time I've seen you harass this girl. You look like a creeper who can't get any. She is honestly beautiful & you are absolutely disgusting as a person for even thinking about insulting someone like that.

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The__Redneck 7

Buy a dispenser of hand-lotion and a couple tubes of Ben-Gay--the scentless kind. Dump out the hand lotion, and fill the dispenser with the Ben-Gay. "Accidentally" leave if out for your dicksnot roommate to find.

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zanewow 1

ummm.... who masturbates with a condom? what, is he worried his fantasy will get pregnant?lol

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DragonMasterMF 0

get a match/lighter and melt the next condom he uses to his...yeah. It'd be one hell of a payback. I bet he wouldnt want to touch your doritos again. Plus you get to play with fire

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