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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Get revenge. **** in his milk.
DarkHelmet 10
that deserves an ass whoopin!!
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Evilpishi 18
Give him a bag of your own "extreme-flavored" Doritos!
Zeurakules 5
Extra taste!
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Do the same to him. Perfect revenge AND he might learn how disgusting that is.
Catkam623 27
Rip good Doritos, now get him back by burning his playboy in front of him while laughing evillt
Drakorex 10
Oh I would kill my roommate fyl!
raesos91 26
nothing like homemade dip :P
Wizboy 17
So, cleanliness isn't a thing anymore.
excusemeprincess 11
Here's what you do: 1. Fap 2. Use food coloring to dye your semen whatever color his toothpaste is. 3. Empty out most of his toothpaste. 4. Fill the tube with the colored semen. 5. Close the tube. 6. Run like ****.
Prisara 2
Ya naysty bitch
capthigh 16
DON'T LAY A FINGER ON MY DORITOS