Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
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Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML
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Top comments
Daonna 9
She has quite the testy attitude.
foxwasalamb 24
jealousy maybe?
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Comments (65)
trellz17 19
You know what they say "everyday's a party with Valium"
GentlemanBastard 15
More like everyday be super tired and lazy with Valium
supertacowaffle 41
Wow, I feel for you OP.
LeBandit 20
I take it she's not on drugs then
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like she needs to be on some kind of meds.
asa2000 4
Well, if shes gonna get mad at you for that why not do it for real? Jk
wang33334 12
Your mom is suffering from delusional psychosis. She is the one needs drugs.
sweetbliss3 37
there's something wrong with your mom. why is there always ulterior motives to what people do? that's crazy.
embuls 13
Because sadly, that has become today's world.
ChopSuey444 20
She must be a sad individual.
slimashli 7
what the hell
vikky538 29
look at the calendar and count the days you have to move out..that gives you a hope..
8born8 18
Gee mum, thanks for the vote of confidence! There's something not quite right, for her to react like that... And if you've done nothing wrong, then there's something that's not firing right in the old membrane.