Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
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Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited herself to my house to cook lunch. I'm postpartum, depressed, and nursing a two-week old. She fed me four small shrimp and a handful of macaroni. This is what I'll be eating for a month. FML
Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML
Today, my wife called me at work, crying, because she shat her pants. I'd feel more sympathy if she ever ate fruit, or vegetables, or anything other than sugar and carbs, or took the prescription fiber supplements her doctor prescribed. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my wife got back from two months visiting her unwell mother in Australia. Her mother is a major feeder, so I was trying to be tactful about my wife’s weight gain. Our kids, not so much. They ran to her in the airport and asked her if she was pregnant again because she’s "soooooo big." FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.
porkpiehat 8
Holy crap, mail order that girl some mac n' cheese
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Comments (218)
CookieFairy 6
I'd cry too
ohcrapitscurtis 8
I think it's about more than Mac and cheese
linkinpark98 24
Great, now I have the sudden craving for Mac and Cheese. My stomach wasn't even rumbling before.
Chill_Turtle95 3
LOL me too!
thenewone 5
You can find mac and cheese in Brazil. I've bought it in Zona Sul, in Rio. You should look fot a more high class supermarket, like Pão de Açucar. They have lots of imported goods, and probably have some mac-and-cheese. But be ready to spend some money. It will be very expensive. Or you can try to make it from scratch, like some people said. At Pão de Açucar you can find some nice cheeses as well. Good luck
kitsune3 20
OP, this is far from FML worthy. She's pregnant. Pregnant women get emotional over the most ridiculous shit. They can't help it. It's just how the hormones work.
sarahs77 0
Made my day (:
katsed 1
I would break down without Mac & Cheese too.
CountMango 5
Pregnancy brain. It's just a phase.
eri20 3
Do you not know how to make Mac and cheese yourself? There is a way to do it that doesn't come from a packet.
Chill_Turtle95 3
It must be her all-time favorite food or something. Mac n cheese is pretty awesome tho.