Sex, Pregnancy and Love: Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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Alcohol is no excuse

By Carrie - 21/01/2023 22:00

Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, but obviously not. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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Three kids?

By Anonymous - 08/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got the results proving if my ex-girlfriend's kid was mine. The results came back negative and I can't have kids. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have 3 kids with my wife. FML

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Rollercoaster

By thathoe - 12/11/2021 19:00 - United States - Cloquet

Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML

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Short-lived

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML

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Don't let me be misunderstood

By Vanessaaaa - 27/06/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband is leaving me because he did a paternity test on our 4 year-old daughter and found out she’s not his. The night of my bachelorette party I drunkenly hooked up with two men so I don’t know who the father is. He doesn’t understand that I was drunk and that family isn’t about blood, it’s about love. FML

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Olovio 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:32

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

SkardeyKat 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:38

I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

Comments

Skittlepickle 13

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:20

Try to enjoy it anyways, it'll work out:) I know someone who hated kids and ended up pregnant, but she kept the baby and now she would give up her life for her daughter. Good luck:)

withered 30

Wednesday 28 February 2018 7:35

I don't think people should take such risks when abortion and adoption are an option. Not everyone gets their parental instinct "magically" after having an unwanted child and keeping a child because you HOPE you won't hate it/regret it is a bad idea and could end up badly for the child. Not to mention you could be miserable for being stuck in a life you never wanted. People should put more thought into having children than "we'll see what happens".

mrbendystraw 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:20

YDI for not having protection.

kernousse_fml 13

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:21

For someone who doesn't want kids you don't seem very much into birth control... ever heard of condom? pill?...

radiocaf 29

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:21

You've been sitting on that joke for a while, haven't ya? Lol.

fo_86 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:24

What did you expect to happen? Do you not know how babies are made? Being drunk is no excuse. Ugh people make me sick.

KnucklesDeep 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:25

You are going to make an absolutely terrible mother.

spd2fst4u 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:26

Abort!! Abort!!

Hansemans 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:35

If you can't behave when drunk, don't get drunk. If you can't drink without getting drunk, don't drink.

Timmeeh 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:38

The number of people on high horses to an extreme degree mixed with the general self righteousness pouring from these comments is in equal parts depressing and hilarious.