Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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KingDead 18
You should've told her that she smells like your mom... And made it equally as awkward
AthiestNun 11
Just awkwardly say, "You too!"
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Comments (103)
mercC63girl 6
Not a bad thing bro. You're going after someone like your mom, it's human narure
LyraAlluse 25
I can hear a banjo playing somewhere in the distance to the tune of this post.
Getspmak 15
Run away!
writergirl23 19
I'm sure she was talking about when her daddy used to tuck her in at 3 years old. Yeesh.
Drifting 21
Take it as a compliment, nothing more. People over think everything these days...
SoulHunter36 16
Actually that isn't bad because psychologically we base what's sexy and what's not on our parents. If you smell like her dad then you're the sexiest man alive according to her.
avapaige1234 19
It's even creepier if the smell turns her on.
ranaouette 2
Was wondering why you called her "partner" until I saw... "Australia"...
davek 36
Freud would probably say that's a good thing.
cna1216 15
I think you should take that as a compliment... then again my dad smells like fresh cut grass and hot chocolate. You girl's dad could be a hobo for all I know...