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By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

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Nivarn 11

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:54

Seriously why do they even care as long as you are happy?

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:23

Well, if there isn't more to the story, then your parents are just plain nuts.

cheetahcake19 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:32

That's not your parents' business to be in. It's yours.

Imachillifilliz 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:55

Hmmm... If you don't like her/whatever, you could always find other forms of entertainment and bum rides.... Or walk.

wickedevaa 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:15

None of those things are really necessary. It's not a big deal op

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:44

A little harsh dontcha think?

jsteury 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:06

Wow why can't any respect your parents dang if you font like it get out

mrwiggles5422 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:43

is your gf also your sister perhaps? Lmao you sicko you should write a book.

KnucklesDeep 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:11

Take a dump on their bed.

aj66602 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:13

Ok how rich is she?

thejedi08 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:58

she must be super ******* rich!

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