Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, on my 30th birthday, my mom, aunt, and sister staged an intervention instead of throwing a party. Apparently I’m “ruining my life” by being 300lbs and being "single for 5 years" and I need to “get my act together.” They treated me like I’m some sort of criminal and reduced me to tears. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
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Top comments
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
what gives your parents the right to throw away food in this economy
godlybacon 5
What the... No way, buy another cake or something. You cannot have a birthday without CAKE
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Comments (160)
cmonbru 0
lol they did it because youre ugly and fat and ur groom is only marrying u because his friends dared him to
xNephilim 19
Grow some respect, asshole.
AquanTheDragon 5
Dude, I hear your mom calling. Gi back to the sewer for dinner. It's your favorite, Malaise Casserole!
emanhernandez 22
Bitch
Geiko_fml 0
Throwing out cake?! What?! Everyone needs cake. Unless... The cake is a lie.
habeeboburky94 0
awww that sucks :( celery is disgusting >< I really hope there weren't a lot of people at your party, OP, otherwise that would've been embarrassing. You should've brought a box of molten chocolate, and dipped the celery in it. Disgusting, but calorie-filled. See what your parents think about that ;)
ILovesMahBridge 0
YDI for not loving celery.
hairt 4
what's smh o_o heh..
iamepiclee 3
thy prolly ate and just lied that they threw it away, but sux for you but totally not a fml (:
thefmlinator 10
boy or girl
ScaryyMary 14
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
chicko_fml 0
u deserved it fatasss ur Parents should handcuff u to a treadmill until ur skinyy.
emilyxorawr 3
tehe..