Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML
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MidnaLink
| 32
Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.
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Brian Brown_512904633
| 10
Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits
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Chloe555_fml
| 27
Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.
By
MidnaLink
| 32
Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.
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Brian Brown_512904633
| 10
Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits
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yeongji
| 31
It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
did you hand her the meat?
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RichardPencil
| 30
Where did you meat this girl?
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Dave_Davington
| 33
My guess is the local dog park.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Isn't this how most werewolf stories start?
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
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nitsud82
| 14
At which point you promptly pepper sprayed her untill she ran off and you lived happily ever after
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BurnInDemonFire
| 31
Your girlfriend is right. You should have shoved her in front of him, and ran away, claiming she got lost when wandering off to go to the little girls' tree.