Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She...

By Anonymous - 9/11/2018 04:00 - Bulgaria - Plovdiv

Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7720779 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

By Brian Brown_512904633 | 6

#7720780 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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By Chloe555_fml | 27

#7720778 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:11

Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7720779 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

By Brian Brown_512904633 | 6

#7720780 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

By yeongji | 31

#7720782 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:33

It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.