FML : Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out,...

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Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 9 November 2018 04:00 / Bulgaria - Plovdiv

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7720779 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

By Brian Brown_512904633 | 2

#7720780 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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By Chloe555_fml | 27

#7720778 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:11

Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7720779 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

By Brian Brown_512904633 | 2

#7720780 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:15

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

By yeongji | 30

#7720782 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:33

It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7720783 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:36

did you hand her the meat?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7720784 - Friday 9 November 2018 3:49

Where did you meat this girl?

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Dave_Davington | 30

#7720829 - Friday 9 November 2018 8:49

My guess is the local dog park.

By KaD6 | 16

#7720785 - Friday 9 November 2018 4:05

You didn't have to hurt the doggie, you could have just stood there and let it kill you. SMH

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7720787 - Friday 9 November 2018 4:27

Isn't this how most werewolf stories start?

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7720794 - Friday 9 November 2018 6:10

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

By nitsud82 | 14

#7720962 - Friday 9 November 2018 13:53

At which point you promptly pepper sprayed her untill she ran off and you lived happily ever after

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