By Anonymous - 09/11/2018 04:00 - Bulgaria - Plovdiv

Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML
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MidnaLink 33
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Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

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Brian Brown_512904633 10
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Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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Chloe555_fml 27
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Sure.... that’s a doggie alright. A murder doggie.

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MidnaLink 33
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Is she fucking serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

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Brian Brown_512904633 10
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Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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yeongji 31
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It sounds like a purrfect murder to me, where she doesn't need to get her hands dirty. You should have made her carry the bag for the rest of the hike.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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did you hand her the meat?

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RichardPencil 30
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Where did you meat this girl?

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Dave_Davington 33
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My guess is the local dog park.

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Glowworm56 25
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Isn't this how most werewolf stories start?

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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nitsud82 14
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At which point you promptly pepper sprayed her untill she ran off and you lived happily ever after

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Your girlfriend is right. You should have shoved her in front of him, and ran away, claiming she got lost when wandering off to go to the little girls' tree.

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