Love: Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time...

By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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illmatic2 16

Friday 23 July 2010 19:00

What did you go to jail for? If it was something small then it's not that big of a deal.

thebravers 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:09

Wow, giving them a bad impression? That's embarrassing... Happy wedding? :P

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torrlynn37 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:49

you deserve it for going to jail.

jimbob1718 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 5:56

did u meet big bob while u were in jail

kimmiebubimi 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:25

BITCH MODE: your ass shouldn't have been in jail :)

babyceej 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:10

Oh. Daddy's gotta be killed. LOL!

Invioletlight 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:35

hmmmm... Are all cops and judges honest? No, some take bribes, abuse convicts and the arrested/incarcerated and make victims of those expecting justice. People are sent to prison/jail for the wrong reasons every day.Often a default penalty for not paying a court ordered fine is jail time.

usmc86 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:46

Did you get a little frisky with a biker man named Pork Chop?

1234512345cj 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:54

parents suck I know.

ames06 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:29

that's pretty hardcore.

XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:42

86- no question was asked.....

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 14:29

YDI for having a fiancee. YDI for having a fiancee with parents. YDI for having parents. YDI for having a family gathering. You should have stayed in jail, since your life is over now that people know you went.