Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I had no idea my dad and my fiancé's dad are old enemies, until we brought our families together for the first time since we met and COVID rules were relaxed. Long story short, there was a brawl, lots of drinking, a destroyed back garden and we’re not engaged anymore. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
What did you go to jail for? If it was something small then it's not that big of a deal.
thebravers 0
Wow, giving them a bad impression? That's embarrassing... Happy wedding? :P
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Comments (93)
torrlynn37 0
you deserve it for going to jail.
jimbob1718 2
did u meet big bob while u were in jail
kimmiebubimi 3
BITCH MODE: your ass shouldn't have been in jail :)
babyceej 4
Oh. Daddy's gotta be killed. LOL!
Invioletlight 0
hmmmm... Are all cops and judges honest? No, some take bribes, abuse convicts and the arrested/incarcerated and make victims of those expecting justice. People are sent to prison/jail for the wrong reasons every day.Often a default penalty for not paying a court ordered fine is jail time.
usmc86 0
Did you get a little frisky with a biker man named Pork Chop?
1234512345cj 0
parents suck I know.
ames06 5
that's pretty hardcore.
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
86- no question was asked.....
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a fiancee. YDI for having a fiancee with parents. YDI for having parents. YDI for having a family gathering. You should have stayed in jail, since your life is over now that people know you went.