By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

I'd recommend tor more than if recommend Google incognito, at least I know tor is private.

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LordVaper 14

Use the phone instead, can get to both places of interest

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dragoongirl90 34

Nice that they trust you that much.

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Your_Innuendo 5

As others have pointed out, incognito mode won't bypass 3rd party software. I do have a solution though, provided the software monitors just the computer (which is likely) and not the network itself...

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Your_Innuendo 5

Tell me, OP, what software was installed? If I can determine whether it monitors just the computer, not the network, then I have a fairly easy solution that will completely hide your activities from your parents, and they'll be none the wiser.

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UO88 10

That probably wouldn't work depending on the type of software the parents used. The best way around any **** blockers, besides router based, is using a Linux distro that you boot into. To get around a router blocker, get your own router and connect it to the other one.

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Jif_Creamy 16

Why is your name Austinffa, doesn't he live in new York?

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