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AustinFFA Agoura Hills, United States

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML

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I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

Smartphones are a wonderful thing.

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start doing obvious Google searches for horrible nursing homes. :3

Ctrl+Shift+P (or +N if Chrome), baby

Just don't watch **** mate.

Yooooo Austin I watch your YouTube man

I'd do it anyway. they wanna be paranoid and spy, they'll learn their lesson about privacy. jerk off time is alone time, not get spied on time. unless you're into voyeurism.

Download malwarebytes if you can't get rid of it. If your parents would be angry if you got rid of it, that sucks.

Delete it? Even if you can't from control panel, download an unlocker, like the one I use by IObit, that will very likely let you delete it. I've used their unlocker to delete Windows files before.

Jack off, In a world of your imagination