Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML
Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML
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Sierra_Rose_1 4
its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .
exil5 2
Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.
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Comments (263)
Irishgypsy 2
Your hubby has mental problems
Fishfanatic 7
PLEASE OP, Look up the definition of MAMMAL. Then show this to your husband. Point out to him that human beings are mammals. This is because the female of the species, that means YOU, have MAMMARIES. That means **** . Mammals feed their young from their mammaries because that is where milk is produced. THAT IS WHAT BREASTS ARE FOR. Then send him to therapy immediately.
theonlysweetpea 10
You're my first upvote.
Harlequin073 6
Get that ass hole some help and maybe a bar of chocolate and a pack of tampons. Failing that, get the hell away from that sad excuse for a man. Taking milk away from a baby. What a sick ****
uni9804 0
your husband is an idiot
nurskari 4
Your husband has some very serious mental health issues. I don't he is fit to help you raise your son. He needs help.
l23VIVE 17
I agree, this is wrong
Taymah49 7
Punch that fool in the face
mimmy03_fml 4
Too much 9gag..
punxroxr87 7
well u married him, and ur goin to tell me, u didnt kno he was this stupid wen u married, or even dated him. though he couldve ben sarcastic, though the way its worded im votin for town idiot
srhshl 9
What would he do if you had a daughter? Claim you were both lesbians?