Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML
Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML
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Sierra_Rose_1 4
its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .
exil5 2
Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.
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Comments (263)
hewro_failure 11
That's not jealousy nor is it being over protective that is just down right psychotic ... And I think it's time for daddy to be bought a preset I'm thinking a new white jacket where the sleeves just happen to be sewn to the chest area and also a new room preferably with the walls having nice thick padding on them.
JDawg113 0
..... He can't be serious
hollywoodt1ts 15
that guy is definitely a ********. how'd you manage to marry and procreate with the dumbest asshole alive??
nowayisthisreal 4
This is not immaturity or stupidity. This is psychosis. If you stay with this man, he WILL physically abuse you, of not outright kill you. This is true and absolute insanity, and of you stay, you are out of your mind.
mal2012 4
He needs help. Get him some. Fast.
rocketiquette 20
So you married the insecure psycho twit AND reproduced with him... Why?
Dr0reos 8
Can't blame him once a guy claims a pair of boobs they are bonded for life
MsBedelia 4
Get him therapy and/or divorce him. You an your son can't live this way.
ash1rose 11
Your husband is moron. That's all that needs to be said.
shamonie22 9
Your husband has some serious issues. He's way too controlling.