Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
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Comments (89)
mimm95 3
Supposedly cheating is linked to lower intelligence. No wonder cheaters justifications for their behaviors are so idiotic.
HarshD9619 34
Punch him in the face and say it doesn't count unless you require medical assistance
DenverTyrrell 13
How drunk, high, or just plane stupid do you have to be to believe that that is a justified reason
glabberfasted 16
Plane stupid...
ostfaiz 18
Doesn't matter to you any more
KingSplatter 9
Did he at least ask you to join in? If he did YDI for being a fun hater, if he did not YDI for not suggesting it...
nfldgirl 3
I'm bisexual, and I find your ex-boyfriend to be.. a moron. Case closed, court adjourned *bangs gavel*
yerawizardlizzy 27
I automatically heard the Law & Order gavel in my head.
blackonblight 33
Bring in the dancing lobsters.
Imareth 10
I think that excuse is only meant to work if /you're/ the one who sleeps with her... ;) Seriously though, wtf. Glad you specified ex bf.
Croooow 11
That counts?! Oh heck, I have a looot of explaining to do. Kidding. I'd love to know his thought process. Specifically how he arrived at that conclusion.
Goblin182 27
I'm pretty sure he doesn't believe it. He got caught and was desperate to "justify" .
Fas4wd 13
What a moron. At least you can ditch him for the cheating and losing his stupidity will be a bonus.
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Cheaters. Always have some excuse to prove it wasn't their fault. Idiots.