Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
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Comments (89)
PennyLane27 32
Yay!!!! Thank you for including "now ex", OP!! Glad you dumped the chump!
jamnglamgirlie 17
The ****?!
enddmd 27
Wow I love how much thought and consideration you put into this comment, 14. I am perplexed by your many valid and insightful points.
jamnglamgirlie 17
There was absolutely no reason whatsoever for you to be rude. When I read the FML that was my first thought because of how stupid the ex sounds/is.
kitten1800 18
14/42- Just because you think it doesn't always mean you should type it and post it 38- Thank you for the wonderful use of sarcasm :)
jamnglamgirlie 17
It's harmless dumbasses. -_-
typical_girl_ 19
Sorry you had to experience first hand that a lot of people think this way.
ckerane 16
you can probly do so much better. for him to come up with some stupid excuse to cheat he clearly never deserved you
KnownAsCAJ 11
And and every excuse is a stupid excuse in case someone wanted to say theres a difference.
Sandsh8rk 36
Good on you for dumping the idiot.
Sandsh8rk 36
Good on you for dumping the idiot.
rocker_chick23 27
I am glad he is now your ex. You should warn every girl you know, your ex is a known cheater.
Drfunknstein 20
Sorry to hear although it sounds like you came out on top, he doesn't sound like boyfriend material.
Muffinypowers 19
Great job on dumping him! But seriously? He actually used that excuse? Just when I thought I couldn't lose any more faith in humanity.
enginsteve 17
How does that even work? What in the hell is the logic behind that? It's probably good you dumped him, if not for cheating, then because he's an idiot.