Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML
Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
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null_fml 11
The FML here is that your niece is clearly retarded, right? I mean, surely you already knew you if you were fat or not, right? This couldn't be another one of those my-life-is-******-because-someone-told-me-I'm-fat posts. Of course not. It must be the niece-is-retarded thing.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
All you people are seriously pathetic. Honestly. I'm fat. I'm not obese, but i'm 20 kilos heavier than I'd like to be. Why? Because I eat too much. My bones aren't too big. I don't have some disease. My legs aren't broken, i could exersize if I wanted too. Why don't I lose the weight? I try, of course. I don't want to be fat. Perhaps I lack determination. But let me get to my point. I don't ask for sympathy for being fat. I just ask not to have it yelled at me across the street from strangers. I mean I don't get on the scales, look at the number and expect a hug, but just because I'm fat does that mean I should be insulted on how I look by people I don't even know? The OP was merely saying she was upset that her neice hurt her feelings. The FML doesn't read; "Today, I ate a cake. I'm fat. FML." so stop acting like she clubs baby seals with orphans.
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Comments (104)
xlostwithoutu 0
Aww sorry ... little kids are too honest, but they don't mean any hard feelings by it. If she's older, then she's just plain rude.
bigdickprick 0
honestly c(unt)janmer I really wished you would just stfu. this isn't a ****** political debate and you're not running a miss America pageant. this site is about shitty ass shit that happens. shitty situations. let it ****** happen. because that is funny, the point of the site. you however probably suck the life out of your family and friends. FTLs.
cjammer 0
Actually, my family and friends adore me because I'm a deep person, and I speak eloquently on topics that amount to more than just "OmgZ i"mmmm SOOO mazing cuz Immma gorgeous && THat GuY is SoooOOO HOTTTTT nn thats all I care abouuuuuuut", unlike some people here. I don't live superficially and I actually have a rational way of thinking. I don't suck the life out of them because I don't surround myself with idiots, therefore I don't feel obligated to constantly guide them regarding ethics. Nice spin-off on my username. What a clever little way of insulting me! Have you graduated middle school yet? Yes? Good job! What a big boy! I wish you would get a fork jammed into your throat. But that's not gonna happen anymore than me shutting the **** up. If you don't like intelligent discussion, don't read what I have to write. =]
xgymchickx23 0
cute kid
davidhasmorefun 0
all the fatties got upset today. hahaha. I have no sympathy.
EnaBoC 5
You deserve it, for being fat.
iknowwhatyoudid 0
bahahaha this made my day! LOL
Wooddaver 0
yes, yes we are.
alvarel15 0
Wtf?! Who's here for an intellectual discussion? Why are people talking about surgeries? Share that shit with people who care about your personal affairs and don't have a SENSE OF HUMOUR.. this ****-MY-LIFE not I-HATE-HOW-INCONSIDERATE-SOCIETY-IS.. stfu BTW fatlady FYL :)
EveryDayJackAss 0
O_O THEY AREN'T!?
twilitchaser15 0
thats ****** up