Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Matty1188 6
Sorry, OP. That stinks.
Palirose 22
Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.
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Comments (123)
Jahzelie 1
what a nasty a$$!
monkeygirl21 2
Try to tell her and if that don't work just dump soap on her with water in the morning saying you were waking her up:)
babe7260 30
Omg you've GOT to be kidding!!!! Who does that???? ****** gross!!!!
shahroni1 3
throw a bucket of water when he sleeps.
coried91 28
I've lived with a french foreign exchange student for two months. She showered about once a week. It was way better than once every two months though. She still smelled though.
j_cat187 20
Meh you get use to it
captain__jj 5
Not really. We're lucky to get my dad to shower once a week. Been worse than this for I don't even know how long and we're not used to it.
KatieKupcake4195 9
She's gone two months without bathing? That's just... How does one to that to themselves? I honestly can't go a day without bathing/washing my hair or else I just feel gross and embarrassed. FYL, OP. Switch her cereal milk with listerine and when she's asleep pour a mixture of soap and water on her and when she awakens attack her with deodorant and possibly a bit of perfume. Best of luck!
born_hustla 26
Stinky situation for a year. Omg
Kaleigh090 11
Inform her that, by not showering regularly, her body is literally building its own fungus which is harmful to her health. Plus, you should probably tell her it's just nasty...
BellaMarta 19
Hose her down!