Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML - FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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volsfan30 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:23

well wen life gives u a rooster u make fried chikin

baseballin25 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:58

they already said that

yummcookie 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:40

This is one of the best FML's I've read for a long time :D short & sweet. I had chickens not too long ago and one decided it was a rooster (it wasnt but it acted like one) i sympathise with you OP, YLIF

EliseAqua 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:42

That sucks. You should get a cat. FYL.

drew2711 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:57

don't even think about hurting your neighbor's ****!

Lotem_KW 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:22

this... uh... this issss... an FML?

bfflrhea 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:35

soo..?

noni123 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:36

fyl.

cobras40 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:45

omg I hate my neighbors thtey have roosters too I feel bad for u

mapleh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:53

I know how you feel, my **** keeps me up all night too.

baseballin25 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:59

lol haha win

gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:33

ok, so kill it anonymously and have a good dinner. with salad. I like salad...

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