Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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You deserved it 6 746

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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You deserved it 1 831

Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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You deserved it 4 083

By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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You deserved it 731

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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You deserved it 28 534

By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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You deserved it 2 081

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 71

By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 766

You deserved it 3 539

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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kewlhippiechick 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:14

Dude, my neighbors did too!!! I feel your pain!!!

Norther 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:25

a rooster?...

Efilyn 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:33

I could hardly open this FML on my iPod app. o.o

alipod 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:50

......fml?

alipod 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:48

i hope it's not the death metal rooster. i know what u feel because i'm suffering too.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:59

Chicken, it's what's for dinner. Although I couldn't help but wish this FML read "Today, my neighbors got an early rising ****. FML"

Tempsey 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:42

Super-Ultra-Mega Win!

dyates27 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:00

YDI

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:02

And tomorrow you will be having some chicken soup.

cathylee22 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:06

Looks like a **** will be waking you up every morning...

imaB3AST254 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:14

hell Yea!

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:22

I smell a chicken dinner soon

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Same thing different taste

SHUT UP

Meat is murder

Isn't that illegal?

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