Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
So basically you have a pet gorilla roaming around your house.
iLazy 0
Accidentally wax his back.
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Comments (98)
aardvarkish 17
Coincidentally, anteaters have hairy backs, but aardvarks are smooth.
bobbyjoe353 10
oh god
CallMeHush 1
The "new sexy" is all about the hairy jellyrolls didn't you know that?
TheDrifter 24
So that's what those high school girls were going for. I had mistakenly assumed that their clothes had suddenly shrunk, exposing a large roll of flab that conveniently hid the pockets of their pants from theft attempts.
CallMeHush 1
And who doesn't like a hairy chubby! What's up with that anyway? I'm always afraid I'll get hit with an exploding Victoria's Secret product.
pinkspaceboundro 0
lol- this made me think of that one fat hairy guy off of king of the hill, just get him a beer can!
Brancha 0
Its a hairy back get over it
altenita92 0
Gross!
italianbby 11
Thats pretty sick, but you'll get over it. Its not like your the one who's with that. Your poor mom lol,
SmexiLexii 3
Oh I see how it is...You got your eye on your mom's bf? Well he is quite a catch with that hairy back and a beer gut.
TalkinSmack 6
well... how is his tan?
prettybirdq 0
The more hair the better, I always say!