Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
So basically you have a pet gorilla roaming around your house.
iLazy 0
Accidentally wax his back.
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Comments (98)
Badshah29 6
just tell him he looks like a grizzly
KickItHigh 32
He's a little too confident.
Monii_Harlz 11
oh gotta love it ;D enjoy it whilst you can!
1215116a 14
Why do people use 'whilst'? Say 'while' it sounds better and not annoying.
tmb259 2
ew. just wax his back.
Bananaa122 0
mmmmm SEXY(((; jaykay. I'd wax his back in his sleep then start slapping it.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
He'd probably enjoy that.
denbeste 3
#31 No. He's not.
Igshmia 0
Dont blame him for wanting to show off that body i mean he obviously just hides his sixpack behind his keg
OfficeNinja 5
get him drunk, then shave something funny on his back when he passes out. "uncle access only" with an arrow pointed to his ass should prevent any more shirtless appearances. at least until the fur grows back.
Amburito 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
InanimateObject 0
haters gonna hate