By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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kendalle_fml 0

umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

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timtam24 0

your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

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jts2 3

Okay, this is both the OP and the OP's mother's fault. The OP is an idiot for being near the driveway when someone is backing out. The OP's mother is an idiot for backing out of the driveway when their CHILD IS IN THE WAY.

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hollyemma92 0

oh..my...word. you both really need to look first haha surely you'd both check after the first time never mind the third :P

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djb23 0

at least she didn't hit you in your happy sacks this time..

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midwestjerk 0

Try to be more attentive, moron. Maybe next time she'll do the world a favor and ******* kill you.

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purplepickle 0

then maybe you should consider taking a nap with your bike somewhere other than your driveway.

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g00nie 0

......why would you stand in the middle of the driveway while she's backing out in the first place?

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frannytrois64 0

Put this bitch on suicide watch

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kyns 0

three times that has happened to you? sorry dude, but i don't feel sorry for you anymore. i'll just laugh my way out of this now.

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