Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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derpherp 0
Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P
Hidan_fml 0
K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty ******* retarded plan, #2.
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Comments (143)
madamefoster 0
so, she's saying you owe her for raising you like she was supposed to? hmm..
SupermanXL 3
YDI for disclosing the location of the stash.
ExotiC_BronxX 0
lmaoo i lent my mom 50 and she said she gave birth to me so i owed her. my grandmother came homevand slapped her so she had to give me 250 baqk for robbing my ass ! lmaooo!
barefootcutie 0
pretty much the same thing happened to me but it was $700 and I was 13
PeeNaught 3
$700 @ 13= I don't even want to know what you did for that money....
fiveonefiveoh 0
that's y u don't lend money to family or friends.. if u can't afford to just let them have it, u can't afford to let them borrow it because Ur gonna lose a friend when they never get around to paying u back
gooseboy 0
Have 2 stashes; keep a little where she went, and more elsewhere, with most in the bank.
keeka88 0
Hell no that's a no no you were kind enuff to let her borrow the money! You didn't ask to be born she should have used a condom it doesn't take a genius to know raising a child cost muny! Wat a bitch! Dnt owe her shit.!!
keeka88 0
That way learn! Haha u can't trust a gosh damn soul haha! I guess I'm luckyy to have my mom! She never ask me for shit!
ShadowTheDumbass 10
DO what I do. Say that when you have kids, you'll do the exact same thing to your kid
FloridaStateChic 0
My Mom used to do things like that all the time! Now I'm in college and my room mate tries to pull that same crap -_-