Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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derpherp 0
Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P
Hidan_fml 0
K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty ******* retarded plan, #2.
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Comments (143)
Chinkystar 0
Dude I go through that with my mom too and it sucks'
jack1001 0
Completely agree wid # 41
Korro 8
gotta keep the rat hole money hidden
palmasd 0
then u should refuse to be her son!!
mylifemyrules 0
you guys are all stupid. the mom let you live iin the house, eat her food, and you're pissed about 300$ sorry for the spelling I'm on my phone
Dark69Slayer 5
I agree ,my mom takes money from me I don't even ask her to return it
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
Yeah, 54, I'd be pissed off if I were OP. The mother asked to BORROW money, not TAKE it. OP doesn't owe the mother at all, and unless he borrowed $300 from her & didn't give it back, he's well within his rights to accuse her of theft. Motherhood is supposed to be an amazing thing, and it's sad that some people out there would make great mothers/fathers, yet they'll never get the chance. Instead, the children have to put up with parents thinking that just because they concieved them, they have a right to everything they own. Your mother is a selfish bitch OP, and I would threaten to report her for theft if she doesn't give the money back (unless, as previously said, you DO owe her the money, in which case, it's a YDI, & I apologise to the mother). It's disgusting to think that people like that actually have children. Just because you gave birth to your child, does NOT mean they owe you a goddamn thing! Aren't parents supposed to be the grown up ones? Shame on anyone agreeing with the mother. This is an appalling FML.
megakrazykris 0
dammmmm
NameWasTakenToo 0
Dude the same thing happened to me, but my mom took my credit card. :0
InsaneGenius 0
I agree with 41 and 44. Also, it's just dumb to say a mother 'brought you into this world so she can take you out'; is the mother really entitled to kill? Dumb.
schoolistheworst 0
just act like stewie did from family guy when he did not get his money. jk
mandypandypants 4
Next time while she's sleeping steal her debit card and say she owes you for having a shitty mother.