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By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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By Hrothebert - 20/03/2021 02:00

Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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Venus in Furs

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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loljkgirl 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:14

throw him in a room with a tiger, snake, mantis and crane and he'll fit right in.

jambrose73 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:39

Pablo?

BossHawg254 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:52

omg its a nickname get sum attetion sumwhere else...

campana1024 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:00

is it pablo sandoval???( just in case u dnt kno who that is he is a baseball player for the san francisco giants and his nickname is kung fu panda)

kay729 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:02

he's a keeper

jessi030304 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:04

hahaha I have a friend nicknamed Panda

jazz1350 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:18

is he Pablo sandavol? if not, don't call him panda

laurenstumbles15 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:25

WIN

mikede420 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:00

does he think he's the sexual harassment panda from south park!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:08

I wonder... is he related to Snake?

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML

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Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

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Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML

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Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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Today, my parents grounded me for being "addicted" to drugs because I've been taking pain meds every four hours. I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and my face is badly swollen. FML

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