Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I found out that yesterday's exam, which I left almost blank, had been leaked 3 hours prior. I hadn't been able to see it because my phone was out of juice. FML
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Yazoo77 16
Library?
KK3137 31
Phone? But it's hard to take exams on a phone..
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britbrat237 14
Take a trip down to McDonald's my friend:p
OrganicSistah 17
Library.
Ted_brosby 4
Just go like ANYWHERE and I'm sure you will find a connection
gamerdude99 9
you use data
DerpyChap 9
Perhaps they don't have access to a library, and mobile data may not be an option either due to data limits or perhaps some tethering limitations put in place by their operator. Some librarys also put usage limits on the computers, or maybe they need certain equipment such as a webcam or microphone. There could also be several distractions in the library such as children running around amongst other things.
daddysgirl8 21
Dunkin' Donuts has free WiFi. I hope you have a laptop!
thecrazymancan 17
The router or the modem?
tamesenicole 27
Seriously?! I'd be going off on her right now she didn't know your class was online?! Wtf?!
FmyLife0894 10
Simply find a coaxial cable and plug it into your computer/laptop from the modem. Hardwire connections still work lol
Eivana 37
How about the library?