Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
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Indiana_fml 4
I think there should be an additional category named "Mom".
Serial 2
those lines do get pretty long
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Comments (71)
Colleennn1579 0
I hate waiting in those lines.
AntX2 1
She probably still sees you as her little boy/girl, not a nearly grown adult. And yeah those lines do suck.
TJStarzZ 8
#3- BRILLIANT IDEA! Ahahaha...wooow. On-topic: Be thankful it was at a swim meet...my mother teaches at my school. I was in her class once and she revealed more information to my classmates than MySpace and FaceBook could do combined. Oh yeah, think about being embarrassed daily in front of your friends when mommy calls you a jobless "work in progress". One day, I'm going to laugh on this..
AndreaKina 0
#3 FTW
Puolukka 4
My mother-in-law is 50 and her youngest child is 21 and she still says potty -_- so I know how you feel...although I can always use the excuse "Don't look at me, she's not MY mom" :p
Imthatgirlthere 0
Welcome to the wonderful world of moms. My mom spread around her baby name for me. All my teachers in high school started calling me "Baboo." Yes, high school. :/ FYL
cira_fml 0
That sounds exactly like something my mom would do, I so feel for you.
24788 7
Parents don't understand when they should and shouldn't talk.
BleedingAssassin 0
I cried for you.
AmpulexCompressa 0
I don't think this one event is FML-worthy... however, I clicked the "Your Life Is ******" button because I'm guessing this isn't an isolated incident.