Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
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Indiana_fml 4
I think there should be an additional category named "Mom".
Serial 2
those lines do get pretty long
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Comments (71)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
OP, I know how you feel. every chance my mom got with my friends, teachers, or strangers who she didn't even know, she wouldn't hesitate to tell my most embarrassing moments in full detail. and she still does it. just pretend you don't know her, if possible
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Fyl for being embarressed too easy.
morgs1 0
my mom, when I'm swimming at meets she's yells like a man, then my dad sits there then yells at me after the meet, even tho I get first in almost everything. . parents
newburton13 26
My mom's been using that for 18 years, and still refers to herself and my dad as "Mommy and Daddy".
doglover100 29
Sorry.
Ugi 27
Why do I imagine your Mom's voice to be like Howard's Mom in Big Bang Theory?
foxtrousers 14
Don't feel so bad OP. My family does the same thing. It works the same way around though
wtfchirp 9
Are you sure you're seventeen? Most of what you typed didn't make any sense.
bird_dogforeman 4
Cool mom ya got there
labaro19 17
What makes you think this wasn't on purpose?