Health: Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 12:05 - United States

Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML

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rockstarK9 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:16

Cough all over your moms toothbrush, silverware, clothes, anything she comes in close contact to.

jts2 3

Friday 30 October 2009 19:04

Bit of an inconsiderate mother. But you might wanna consider the fact that since you've had it for two weeks, she's a little worried your sister will too.

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 20:40

You must be the "bad" daughter. The rebel who was always in trouble, running around with the wild crowd, doing disgusting things with any ol' boy. I'll bet your sister is this uptight, prissy little virgin and your mom prefers her to you. Howz about I come over and rub your poor, aching feet while you're sick, and when you get better, show me what you do that pisses your mom off so much. Get well soon! :)

meepmeep_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:52

you're a ******* creep, bub.

Squirt1998 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:52

Stop making assumptions.

mk58 31

Thursday 19 April 2012 18:05

22, I see that you clearly don't understand Perdix's brand of humor.

shaniqualee 2

Friday 30 October 2009 21:50

Sounds like she loves her more, I guess.

jw90 18

Friday 30 October 2009 22:15

aww! well I hope you get better!

DCCookie5 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:33

Okay. You're moms a bitch.

Byrnevictim 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:56

What a whiney little bitch. Yeah your sick, ok. It happens to everyone. Your mom is probably tired of taking care of you and she doesn't want two sick whiney bitches driving her up the wall. So stay away from your sister, so you don't get everyone sick.

v1kt4r 13

Friday 30 October 2009 22:57

i really hate how people get the flu and a cold mixed up, if you had had would be more worried abt getting well rather than crying about mummy caring about your sis who, chances are is much younger than you and would suffer more from the cold, which i believe is what u have, a simple case of the sniffles which may or may not even be related to your high fever, quit whining and go see a Dr about the fever

scateice 0

Friday 30 October 2009 23:11

Wow, you bitch. You mom is trying to keep you from getting more sick and all you can say is "EVERYTHING IS ALL BOUT ME SUCKERS!!" What about your sister??? She's sick and you don't care at all? I bet you didn't stay away from her and you got her sick ya bitch.