Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
Today, my mom threatened to kick me out for asking if I could skip church for the next few weeks, because, you know, I have Covid and have been told to isolate for ten days, which obviously includes two Sundays. The woman would rather I infect her congregation than let me stay in bed while sick. FML
Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, the day after visiting my grandparents, I woke up with a sore throat and guttural cough. Once again, my mother neglected to tell me that she'd gotten cold symptoms after I saw her. Now I get to hope that she hasn't given me Covid again, and I haven't given it to my frail grandmother. FML
Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML
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rockstarK9 0
Cough all over your moms toothbrush, silverware, clothes, anything she comes in close contact to.
jts2 3
Bit of an inconsiderate mother. But you might wanna consider the fact that since you've had it for two weeks, she's a little worried your sister will too.
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Comments (50)
perdix 31
You must be the "bad" daughter. The rebel who was always in trouble, running around with the wild crowd, doing disgusting things with any ol' boy. I'll bet your sister is this uptight, prissy little virgin and your mom prefers her to you. Howz about I come over and rub your poor, aching feet while you're sick, and when you get better, show me what you do that pisses your mom off so much. Get well soon! :)
meepmeep_fml 0
you're a ******* creep, bub.
Squirt1998 0
Stop making assumptions.
mk58 31
22, I see that you clearly don't understand Perdix's brand of humor.
shaniqualee 2
Sounds like she loves her more, I guess.
jw90 18
aww! well I hope you get better!
DCCookie5 0
Okay. You're moms a bitch.
Byrnevictim 0
What a whiney little bitch. Yeah your sick, ok. It happens to everyone. Your mom is probably tired of taking care of you and she doesn't want two sick whiney bitches driving her up the wall. So stay away from your sister, so you don't get everyone sick.
v1kt4r 13
i really hate how people get the flu and a cold mixed up, if you had had would be more worried abt getting well rather than crying about mummy caring about your sis who, chances are is much younger than you and would suffer more from the cold, which i believe is what u have, a simple case of the sniffles which may or may not even be related to your high fever, quit whining and go see a Dr about the fever
scateice 0
Wow, you bitch. You mom is trying to keep you from getting more sick and all you can say is "EVERYTHING IS ALL BOUT ME SUCKERS!!" What about your sister??? She's sick and you don't care at all? I bet you didn't stay away from her and you got her sick ya bitch.
jillz 0
i bet the OP is a highschooler and her sister is an elementary school kid @OP Get over yourself.
kmoney66 0
She probly didnt want ur sister gettin the flu dumbasss
mcguyver98 0
face it, you're adopted!