Intimacy: Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette....

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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tigerkyle92 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:56

isn't that what chat roulette is all about?

roslene 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:00

someone was getting cocky...

Comments

MikalaHart 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:06

All chatroulette is, is guys dicks!!! you shouldn't have showed her the website at all and tried to change the subject or something

BB_ava 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:54

Let's play 'spot the grammar fail'. I see twooooooooo XD

purpleamandapand 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:55

well he might have just said it's a website where you could meet new people or something, hoping that when he opened a chat the person wouldn't have their dick out.

hthelittleone 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 9:48

108: let's play STFU.

amrik 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:08

screen raped

california283 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:07

at least you can't get blinded by webcam cum...

jakezanerd 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 14:46

75- it's webcum, idiot

california283 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:18

webcam cum sounds better IDIOT.

poppyseed420 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:53

Actually, no it doesn't.

kittykat1497 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:08

sometimes I just love the way people word their FMLs... "cocks as far as the eye could see" XD

rofl99 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:08

try omegle.com not as many cocks

kaleighiscool 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:22

Yeah; Omegle is waaay better.

BWill9014 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:44

omegle is awesome haha

bamxitsxandreaa 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:47

omegle is the way to go ! :D haha.

julian928 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:10

torycross1 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:22

lol

ViciousFoxes 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 13:56

Not as many cocks, but just as many pervs and weirdos.

A7xPenguin 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:25

ur craazy u got it backwards! Omegle is 100 times worse! chatroulette got fixed so ther isnt as many pervs

KsiHalfSquatch 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:32

lol don't sit on damn chat rooms all day. go talk to a friend you know IRL!

BCCUBS09 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:17

wanna skype ill show u my penis

hossjosh 1

Monday 6 June 2011 5:07

171, you sure you have one of those?

pooyoyo 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:18

win!

hthelittleone 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 9:55

oh yeah baby skype me it would be such a privilege to see your one-inch-warrior... :S

holly_fly 34

Thursday 26 May 2016 20:53

He does... The boys just haven't dropped yet ???

LookAtMeNow3 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:09

haha at least she realized you weren't gambling!

btnhdude 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:09

I bet they were doing the LAO (if u want explanation look at my pic)

hellica2557 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:05

i don't get it... LAO?

cody402 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:07

his pics look like sum1 fappin

sydneymwfca 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:43

i dont get it.

bricheese 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:56

what's ur pic about?

kittykat1497 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:10

sometimes I just love the way people word their FMLs... "cocks as far as the eye could see" XD

BWill9014 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:24

Wow dude...

incrediblekarma 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:43

The premise of the meme this FML is using.

incrediblekarma 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:46

That was to #27, in case it posted in BFE.

quinnjamin10 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:10

Wdf is ChatRoulette??

ryanst 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:20

I could give you a full explanation of what it is supposed to be.. Or I could just tell you the short version of what it really is. If you feel the need to see some **** on live webcam, chatroulette is the place for you.