Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Top comments
borabora1991 0
I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..
xCrackerx 3
At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.
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Comments (77)
elisabethecstasy 0
Hey she has seen it before so who cares hah But cover up if you sleep at your parents and sleepwalk then.
jpest17 5
but what if he was adopted? lol. O.O
EmMaz9457 0
so? shes ur mom. she changed ur shit-filled diapers!
terriibabiiix23 0
ewww, so your mom saw you nude ?! GROSSSS ! how old are you, anyway ?
shadowkiss13 0
hmm well that sucks! i hav night terrors which means i not only sleepwalk in my sleep but hallucinate, and can hav conversations with people which of course the conversations end up making no sense.
welderchick87 0
You sleepwalk in your sleep? No way! o.O
Peroxide 3
Tell George Washington I said hi.
Alannaa 0
And Hitler!
zoo518 0
why didnt you lock your door
Skullcrusher 5
That's some funny shit.
vivjojo 4
She hasn't seen them naked when they're fully matured. I mean, really? When they were a baby, it didn't matter cause there wasn't anything there. or, you know what I mean.
mtc4ever 0
that's embarassing
Taija 0
I've never said this in FML before, but.. so what? Is our society really becoming so prude that it's embarrassing if your own MOTHER sees you naked? Yes, half of the population has a dick. The other half has boobs. Get over it.