Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Top comments
borabora1991 0
I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad. At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad! Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..
xCrackerx 3
At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.
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Comments (77)
jandrews10 0
I bet your mom is hot!
Wii624 5
So what. I never sleep with any clothes on. My mom sees me naked like everynight. Besides, it's not the last time...YOU WERE BORN NAKED!!! your mom wouldnt care
jahwn 12
High-five. Prudes piss me off so much.
baseballrocks2 0
that stinks
lettertjes 0
Your mom does not care if she sees you naked. Neither should you.
thinmint 0
nothing in this fml implied the mother was grossed out. assuming the OP has gone through puberty it is an fml for him bc no mature adult wants to be seen naked by their parent as society has deemed this "naughty" and "inapropriate"<---prob spelled that wrong but you get my drift
Cheerbaby016 0
Hhahaha that cute
Loveya448 0
Your mother gave birth to you. She's seen you naked a million times. Stop acting like a prude.
kkamp516 10
lmao at what number 8 said. haha if you were having a wet dream... then ya. " Take cover!!! it's t-600 ****-bot!!!! ****!!! I'm hit!!!!"
BigCox3100 0
It could me worse, you could sleep f**k someone. That is always the worse
Hugorgy 0
xD Dude, reminds me of an episode of Law and Order" Special Victims Unit. The guy raped his girlfriend's sister in his sleep because the girlfriend (who was aware of the condition) hadn't been there.
daydreamstar 7
44, what episode was that? that sounds like a real gut wrenching episode?
disney_blonde 16
Why are you sleeping naked if you live with your parents?
Hugorgy 0
Because it's comfortable? I lock my bedroom door if I do it (which is primarily in the summer) so there isn't any accidental flashing. Maybe the OP does the same thing, but unlocked his door while sleepwalking. *shrug* Who knows.
TheMisplacedEnd 0
Maybe they don't have a lock on their door.