Intimacy: Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:17 - United States

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

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anamaia 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:55

Wouldn't anybody?

MasterModeraor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:03

id watch that

um_duh 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:07

Um, who wouldn't!

RespondomaticMan 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:07

Your mom and I have something in common!

booklvr630 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:15

Eh. My mom's done a HELL of a lot worse. Be thankful that's all she's said.

Darkon 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:20

Your mom is awesome!

papertigers_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:22

i'm a straight girl and i've said that many times sober. it's gwen stefani for god's sake!

staciieee_x3 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:29

oh puhlease. this is hardly fml worthy. power to your mother, tbh!

plethora 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:29

Neither YDI or FYL, because your mum is ******' awesome. I'd bang her.

soya_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 13:33

er so what, when my mum got drunk she told me that the old woman who used to live at our house died in my room! this really isn't an fml

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