Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML
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Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML
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mfinn 0
I agree with your boyfriend.
iamazombie 0
wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-
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Comments (63)
hockeyhouse 5
That's pretty sad your boyfriend knows more than your mom. Hasn't she been to the gyno in the last 20 years?
selfemployed 0
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why is your bf ARGUING with your mom about anything. ditch him.
missymay993 11
Yes, because if he has an opinion he must be bad news. Some people....
gatorgrl1988 0
yeah it is self cleaning. but after your period you need to douche. and if you have sex alot. it does self clean but it doesnt deoterize itss self. duhh. once a month douche it up girl. or you will smell like a walking porter potty. :)
smart16314 0
it's called taking a shower honey. most doctors don't even recommend using soap, just rinsing with warm water. I personally do use soap (for the same reason you're encouraging douching, smell). douching really isn't a safe practice, the bacteria present within a ****** is there for a reason. it can also mess with Ph balance, as others have said.
JDiz83 0
wow no. this is terrible advice. showers are enough to keep anyone clean and healthy. douching is bad for your ******!!! where have you been for like the past 20 years???
Namenlos_fml 20
Just be happy that your boyfriend knows more than the average guy does about women's anatomy.
Punkartmama 0
Your boyfriend is right. Your doctor will tell you the same thing.
sallybobally 0
douching is a terrible idea, after your period or no. its basically like pouring pure UTI up in there
caosdth 2
if you ever douche, use water, just that, anything else will harm you more than help you
colxmag 0
douching can cause infection
gatorgrl1988 0
yes. it is fine my sister is a gynecoligist. I've been doing it monthly and I've never had any problems. why would they sell them if they caused all that? you can over do it and have problems but not if you follow the instructions.
KiraElayne_ 1
Why do people sell cigarettes if they're bad for you? >.> Have you ever heard of salesmen making horrible products that sounds good to get money?
gatorgrl1988 0
yes. it is fine my sister is a gynecoligist. I've been doing it monthly and I've never had any problems. why would they sell them if they caused all that? you can over do it and have problems but not if you follow the instructions.
smart16314 0
maybe you use water? why do they sell cigarettes if they cause cancer?