FML : Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother....

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States

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#7412713 - Saturday 18 February 2017 23:19

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