Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
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WONDERWB 2
I hate parents that say suck it up. My best friend in high school lost his kidney because he was told to suck it up. He sued his parents for neglect, won and took the out of state scholarship.
thirdbase1733 0
that's uhm kinda creepy
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Vanni 0
Thank you! I fixed it as quickLY as I could. Good thing someone's watching closeLY. ;D
Caz_the_Spaz 6
I definately recomend salons too.
Jewelofagal 2
I don't know anyone who gets perms anymore.
tereshay 0
u must not be black...
n3n324 0
When she sleeps put fire ants in her ******, she I'll feel the burn then! :) When she screams tell her too suck it up!
xundria 5
@18: Pun intended?
thirdbase1733 0
that's uhm kinda creepy
wjwiv 0
look at the bright side, at least she wasn't perming your pubes right? better on your head and neck than your crotch.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
O_o Holy time travel! I'm in 1985!
saranottelling 7
When you said "Holy" I thought that was going to be a batman reference. Since it wasn't I am going to make it one.... Holy Canadian Monkey, Batman! Don't ever mislead me again.
cheesynacho47 20
"Perming" is when you relax your hair with chemicals so it's no longer frizzy. almost always has to do with "black people hair" she does NOT mean an 80s hair style. (Probably)
clusterfungus 3
Wow, your mom kinda totally sucks. Get a new one.
sweeteen16 0
And
wandaax03 0
I saw a case EXACTLY like this on Judge Joe Brown. She won; you should sue. (:juustkidding. That would be ridiculous.
shortyboo 0
- gosh damm i h8 qrammar freaks! okay we all qo 2 school we no how 2 spell we juss dnt secide 2 use it @ the moment its the fqqn internet! i hope your head gets better! tell your mom your going to give her a hair massage and do the same to ger!
xundria 5
q is not equal to g
LauraTheKiwi 0
I second that.
anorexicbarbie 8
what is wrong with you?
il0velamp 0
Ya. Damn those people with intelligence !
blankettt 0
Fqqn? Did you mean *******? God, I won't even get started on the rest of the comment. I mean, no one asked you to be perfect, but we'd all appreciate it if we could actually READ what you write. Fqqn.... Really?
repyourcliche 0
damnit vanni, DO NOT CONFORM TO HER WAYS.