Health: Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she...

By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By icyrebel25 - 12/11/2013 23:57 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By btchzloveit - 29/09/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

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By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:59

Was she bending over and spreading her ass-cheeks open?

bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:02

Want to see my colon? :

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Tektite 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:20

Think of happy thoughts.. That's the only way to cure the horrible memory of seeing that!

DontForgetMe4 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:23

She should sell it online. I heard people can have a colon fetish.. Make a fortune.

aissie 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:26

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:27

Shit happens..

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:28

I can't imagine how you're ever gonna rinse that from your mind. I don't think there's enough anal sex **** to make up for it

XxHoPPoxX 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:30

Sik invite

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 4 January 2012 21:51

Just letting you know that you spelled you're wrong, in your profile. Fail insult, I'm proud to be gay.

XxHoPPoxX 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:46

Cool story bro

t765234 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:38

Was it goatse?

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:51

That's "The View" that is only slightly worse than the one with Whoopi Goldberg.

paschale 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 12:54

Wonder what part of your poor mother's body was burning after a colonoscopy?

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:53

The colonoscopy doesn't hurt- its the prep that kills you. 1 gallon of laxatives. Go lightly is a cruel misnomer.

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 13:43

Poor you. Should have run away screaming.

Enoth 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 13:47

Your mom is a quirky person!

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