Health: Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she...

By emsbuffalo - 04/01/2012 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

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Phendraana 0

Friday 6 January 2012 13:15

I can't believe I'm actually able to say this, but my mom has done the same exact thing to me.

kaitlynnnn_15 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:19

eww. that must have sucked.

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Sunday 22 January 2012 11:49

LMAO

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