By supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 11/08/2016 08:33 - Australia - Maida Vale
Same thing different taste
Tesla was robbed
By Fuck you, Tesla. - 21/09/2021 14:00
By Anonymous - 08/07/2009 15:24 - United States
By Moe - 25/09/2009 05:20 - United States
Book him, Danno
By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States
By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens
By Forded - 01/09/2010 23:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55
By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30
By car_FAILure - 23/02/2010 05:17 - New Zealand
By dirk855 - 18/01/2009 10:29 - United States
Top comments
Comments
I can't imagine it getting worse from here.
If this were a sitcom it would be one of those times you'd hear thunder in the distance.
I'm ashamed to admit that the comment was shitty because I wanted to be first, and that's the first thing that came to my mind.
Bad things come in threes. I guess your not so great luck is coming to an end! :-)
I'm sure the police would have been more than happy to charge you, if not your phone.
Fact: a "closed" sign on an Australian police station is shorthand for "off fighting giant mutant spiders and steroidal kangaroos".
A lot of small regional Police stations have closed, these are usually 1 or 2 man stations which date back quite some time with some having historical significance. The Police have moved to newer, larger more centrally located stations. In these areas patrols are still quite frequent however.
To add onto species comment, even slightly larger departments close down overnight do to either lack of man power to run 24/7 or lack of crime/ activity. Typically in those cases the town is then covered by another larger department like the county sheriff's department or state troopers. 911 calls will get rerouted to those departments who are covering the area. I don't know if it's the same in Australia as it is in the United States, I would assume so but I don't know.
I didn't even know police stations closed o___O
I was thinking the same thing.
This is when you post an FML, oh wait...
In America, the police stations never close. It's more convenient to get a mug shot than a mug of coffee.
it's 2016, you really should have a car charger that you directly connect to the car's battery just In case of emergency.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Fact: a "closed" sign on an Australian police station is shorthand for "off fighting giant mutant spiders and steroidal kangaroos".
I didn't even know police stations closed o___O