Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
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Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML
Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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Top comments
BRLHP 24
Don't worry, my wife was sick on our wedding day. She was in the bathroom for more then half the reception. And it was still a great day.
perdix 31
D-Day is June 6, so you should have plenty of time to dry out the dress and get someone else to be you maid of honor.
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Comments (114)
JinxedPixie 16
Aww so sorry OP! Why would she keep it by a window anyways? Definitely FYL :( hopefully you find something for your wedding. On a the bright side, congrats on getting married! :)
HowieDoIt 21
Or...Wet bridal dress competition, you'll be the winner automatically!
zingline89 18
You give me a headache.
HowieDoIt 21
I tried reading your comment in different accents to give you the benefit of the doubt, but nothing can help how badly this was written.
jetsown08 21
17- did you try the Hoodlumese accent? That one did the trick for me.
ICastillo 25
I felt like a rapper reading the comment...
unknown_user5566 27
If you choose not to postpone the wedding, just remember the dress isn't the most important thing- the fact that you're marrying the man you love is. Find a pretty rental dress, say "I do", and enjoy the best day of your life. :)
BlackPhenom 9
worst maid of honor ever.
perdix 31
#24, I'm guessing the one that ***** the groom might win the category.
klutz44 28
Ok, so second worst maid of honor ever. Well, definitely top 5 worst.
pinkalicious224 7
Wow, you apparently didn't make the best choice to make her moh
80sgurl 15
How do u leave a dress out of a window? Sounds to me like that was on purpose.
Bibliovore 26
#28: Not ouside of a window, but indoors next to a window, which was left open in a rainstorm.