Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
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Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML
Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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BRLHP 24
Don't worry, my wife was sick on our wedding day. She was in the bathroom for more then half the reception. And it was still a great day.
perdix 31
D-Day is June 6, so you should have plenty of time to dry out the dress and get someone else to be you maid of honor.
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cutiepie292929 18
Like I say. Weddings ALWAYS bring out the worst in people. But then when it's their day they expect you to treat them like royalty. F*ck people
Satoaoi 13
I would of been so mad I wouldn't be able to see straight
chuckcloninger 12
It's only a big deal if you let it become a big deal. Go get a wedding dress and anyone will do. Nobody will be looking at the dress and they won't be able to remember what it looked like anyway. Keep in mind that this is the day which you exchange important vows with the person who will become the most important person in your life forever. That is what you have invited everybody to come and share with you. Not to come and see how beautiful you are. And you can take your maid of honor off the friend's list. Anyone who is that unstable and can leave you in such a bad situation should never be trusted again. You don't have to hate her but just move her off the list of trusted friend. Good luck and I hope you remain happily married forever.
Clearly 7
If my translations are correct, I believe he said "Don't worry, all that matters is the marriage."
GarageDragon 22
Sums up nicely why I'll never get married. Too much stress. Also very expensive! And what for? You don't need to get married to be happy together. Good luck nonetheless.
finklefck 5
who gets married on a wednesday?
JennNoVa 8
Of all the things that should be on her mind with everything falling apart she had to stop and post an FML? Really? #prioroties
Neongreenme 8
you couldn't leave it in your closet? I left mine in the garment bag. hubby didn't see it and I was a happy bride.
annakpok 7
I'd beat the bitch up
AliciaMeow 12
Aww, OP. Trust me, though. Out of all the bad wedding stories I've heard, yours isn't that bad. At my Mom and Dad's wedding, my Dad's sister decided to ask my Mom's great grandfather if her boobs were too large. This happened after my Dad's entire collection of siblings decided to trash the wedding cake and have a cake fight. And my Mom's second wedding lost the venue because of a huge storm pretty much trashing the first venue.