Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

Comments

Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:43

omg #40 me too haha exactly wat i was gonna say -.-

mahamii_93 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:08

awwww... :(

ANTONKR 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:51

awwwww I feel soo bad for you.

loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 8 March 2010 14:54

You must be one ugly ************.

moneyman22 7

Monday 8 March 2010 16:43

hey justin bieber

mittmitt 4

Monday 8 March 2010 17:02

you need to call dr. phil

Batman4890 0

Monday 8 March 2010 17:37

bull...

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:19

Happens to me all the time.

lalasha 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:21

babies cry at everyone

VenomByte 1

Monday 8 March 2010 23:28

Could be worse, you could look like Rosie ODonnell! Oh crap, maybe you do!? Ewwwww!!

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